Friday, February 06, 2009 :::
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large Plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma’am, there are $20 Bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I’d better go back, and See if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that Money? "You didn’t steal it, di d you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right Next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans Come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand Behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his Thing through the fence, I say, ’$20 or off it comes’.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the Way, what’s in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".
::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at Friday, February 06, 2009
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