Friday, October 03, 2003 :::
 

A Girl’s Prayer


Lord

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,

One who’s willy’s thick and long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When promises to call won’t wait weeks,

I pray he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed,

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more,

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say when I ask “How big’s my behind?”

One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitching,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen,

I pray this man will love me no end,

And never attempts to shag my best friend,

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the dip-stick you sent me instead.



Amen




A Boy’s Prayer


Lord

I pray for a woman with big tits,



Amen

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 10/03/2003 05:17:00 PM

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Thursday, October 02, 2003 :::
 

North Korea says it is using plutonium to make bombs

Well this is happy news!


NOT!

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 10/02/2003 01:20:00 PM

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