Saturday, September 27, 2003 :::
 

Two friends are standing at the bar having a drink.
Laying in front of the fireplace, a large German Shepherd is licking his nuts.
One turned to the other and said, " I wish I could do that" His friend replied, " If I were you I would give him a bone first and make friends!"

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 9/27/2003 08:31:00 AM

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Thursday, September 25, 2003 :::
 

The Kitchen Bitch
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5
> -year-old sonplaying with his new electric train in the living room.
> She heard thetrain stop
> and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
> get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
> And all of you sons of bitches who aregetting on,
> get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the
> tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
> that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
> and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
> When you come out, you may play
> with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
> playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
> her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you
> and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
> She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
> remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will
> have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began
to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 9/25/2003 07:49:00 AM

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