Friday, May 23, 2003 :::
 

Nice morning outside..
Whew good thing it looks like rain! We wouldn't want nice weather on a holiday weekend, would we???

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/23/2003 11:40:00 AM

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Thursday, May 22, 2003 :::
 

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who
were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them one
question and their answers would determine who would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" pointing
to the
man on his right.

The first man replied: "A thought. It pops into your head. There's no
forewarning that it's on the way, it's just there. A thought is the fastest
thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you
sir," he asked the
second man.

"Hmm... let me see... A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know it ever
happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a
very
popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out
at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light
switch, when you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light at
the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I
can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to
the fourth man, he posed the question.

"After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is diarrhea," he said.

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh, I can explain," he said. "You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so
well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink or turn on
the light, I shit my pants!"


From CGA gamers BB

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/22/2003 11:42:00 AM

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Wednesday, May 21, 2003 :::
 

More Cars Zipping Through Neighborhoods

Please Slow Down!

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/21/2003 07:45:00 AM

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More Cars Zipping Through Neighborhoods

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/21/2003 07:45:00 AM

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Tuesday, May 20, 2003 :::
 

"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon."


Probably the best quote I have seen in quite some time!

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/20/2003 04:27:00 PM

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Welll... a tuesday. and rain. Good weekend outdoors with nice weather. Gardens tilled, now we are ready to plant.
tristan has a cold now, but he'll live!
Jen gets LASIC today.. WOW... I am sure all will go well, but it still must be scary!
We'll let ya know

::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at 5/20/2003 10:32:00 AM

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