Saturday, May 03, 2003 :::
geeez I go to a computer show and buy a rug!! I should turn in my geek license!
::: posted by Curtis at 5/3/2003 04:15:23 PM
when DOES a vacuum do more of its work...
pushing forwards or pulling backwards
::: posted by Curtis at 5/3/2003 10:08:51 AM
Covert operations have begun! Damned cats! There has a black cat wandering around lately. Thought I would let it go.. until I found a pile of bird feathers under one of my bird feeders. That is the last straw.
The nature of my covert military operations are strictly classified. The enemy has the latest stealth technology (black fur) but we will be victorious!!
::: posted by Curtis at 5/3/2003 09:17:31 AM
"Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts."
::: posted by Curtis at 5/3/2003 08:55:17 AM
Friday, May 02, 2003 :::
Colorado climber who amputated his arm had no other choice, rescuer says
This dooooooOOOooood is Hard corp!
::: posted by Curtis at 5/2/2003 01:41:57 PM
Wednesday, April 30, 2003 :::
a rainy day... we could use it....
At least my sunburn may heal a bit!!
::: posted by Curtis at 4/30/2003 03:29:00 PM
Tuesday, April 29, 2003 :::
Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America?
A. They had no use for her anyway
B. They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses to come to France for God's sake.
C. She wouldn't put out
D. To be a constant reminder of the help they gave to defeat the British. As if WE'RE the ones with the short memory.
E. They wanted to remind future generations that they once had the balls to do what is right.
F. All of the above
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"
Why are French roads lined with trees?
So the Wehrmacht can march in the shade.
What is the real reason why they built the "Chunnel"?
---To make it easier for the French government to evacuate to London
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again.
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
Thanks to :Pave France
::: posted by Curtis at 4/29/2003 08:42:36 PM
Q: What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.
::: posted by Curtis at 4/29/2003 08:39:21 PM
OMFG I am sooooosunburned!
::: posted by Curtis at 4/29/2003 08:13:51 PM
ah the summer sun.. Not too hot today, but wonderful.. Finished tilling the gardens. Doing laundry, as always!!
and damn if I didn't burn the shit out of myself! I always get one hell of a sunburn at the beginning of the summer... I am sure that one day soon all of my skin will just fall right off!
::: posted by Curtis at 4/29/2003 05:17:37 PM
Sunday, April 27, 2003 :::
Spent the morning out in the garden... Not the silly flower garden.. a vegee garden.. Brought the tiller out, fired right up..Nice!
Now to decide what to plant in our vegee garden..
No corn, unless I want to attract Racoons again!!
::: posted by Curtis at 4/27/2003 03:05:03 PM
Ah the days of a quiet Sunday..... Doing some stuff outside, hanging on the couch watchin cars go around in circles.....
Naps....
but Nooooooo... we had to have a moment of weakness and bring a 2 year old into the world!!
"Let's Play a New Game!!!"
Quiet? Not for almost 3 years now!
P.s. I love him!
::: posted by Curtis at 4/27/2003 08:51:37 AM
