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Monday, July 28, 2003 :::
Why Math is Taught in School
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>Written By A Very Wise Man
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>I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
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>right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to swerve to the
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>shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
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>that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
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>"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
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>and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
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>traffic, and here's why:
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> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
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> That's 96 miles each day.
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> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
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> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
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> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
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> That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
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> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure
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> I pass at least another 4000 cars.
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> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
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> day.
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> Statistically, females drive half of these.
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>That's 18,000 women drivers!
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> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
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> That's 642.
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> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
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>dissatisfying or unrewarding.
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> That's 449.
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> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
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> seriously considered suicide or homicide.
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> That's 98.
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> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
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> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
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> weapons, and this number is increasing.
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>That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
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>has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
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>seriously
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>considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed!
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>Flip one off? ....... I think not..
::: posted by Curtis aka exeter_acres at Monday, July 28, 2003
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